Monday, November 9, 2009

The diet starts

This is the first post on my diet. Why is some random guy dieting? Simple: I'm almost 500 lbs and my employer is offering a cash prize to people who lose weight. Money and tight cloths together make a great motivator. :) Why am I being so honest? I think everyone can see that I'm tubby as heck. I can't exactly hide it.

I tried to have some of my wife oatmeal this morning. Instant oatmeal tastes like glue to me, blah. Instant oatmeal with brown sugar tastes like sweet cinnamon-ie glue, double blah. Sorry baby but I had to throw away most of it.

When I was a kid my mom would make me oatmeal all the time. Then I could stomach only it because she used regular oats. Some how they cooked up like a brick, no glue like taste, just a brick that you could up with chocolate chips or sugar.

On the way into work I stopped at McD's and got an ice tea, no sugar, and a fruit and yogurt parfait. I remember when the parfaits were twice the size they are now. I wanted to order a second one because they are so good. I bet they taste so good because they're nothing but sugar.

BTW: Sweet tea is 'the suck.' Why ruin the great taste of boiled leaf juice with something so unnatural? Honey tea is ok but sugar blah.

2 comments:

  1. I'll have get some out then. I was looking at the green tea vitamins.

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